A Day at the Park

Posted: October 7, 2010 in Uncategorized

After quitting his shitty job as the Shopping Music DJ down at the local grocer, Jacob had plenty of time to do things he enjoyed. While he actually had the job however, he brought a brand new bicycle!

Nice day to ride to the park…

Once he got there, seeing the number of people there were, he found it an oppurtunistic time to make some quick simoleons busking. Being confronted by homies however, they forced him to play Lose Yourself by Eminem or they’d take his earnings.

They were impressed and let him be, so he took a walk around to cool off from the whole scenario and found a freaking huge seed!

It was almost time to go home but he busted out the guitar again feeling that he could get some more dosh off the BBQ area, until a rival guitarist threatened to beat him up,  no fear however the police officer kindly escorted the trouble maker.

We can’t ALL be the best.

Meet Jacob

Posted: October 6, 2010 in Uncategorized

"No 12 year old girl, I don't know any Miley Cyrus"

After some unsuccessful busking, Jacob was rather hungry, luckily for him though (considering the fridge was empty) someone had left a burger unattended in the park,

Finders eaters!

Naturally, he stayed up too late playing guitar and ended up falling asleep instantly.

So tired he forgot to untie the hair or even remove the specs

It was a pleasant sleep however until he was woken by the pesky paper-kid

No racism here, just a casual RAWR! ME DINOSAUR!

…That’ll show the little fucker.
Now for a pleasant day gardening, fishing and enjoying the outdoors.